there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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