? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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