The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The air was thick with penises
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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