If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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