I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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