You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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