her vagine was all disorganized.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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