Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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