I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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