I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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