If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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