Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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