AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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