rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
