Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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