If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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