The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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