operation harelip BJ is a go
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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