Me. At least after what I've been through.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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