I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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