it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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