The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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