did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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