Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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