Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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