i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
