the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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