I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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