Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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