Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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