Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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