Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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