He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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