There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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