I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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