just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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