This is not my ceiling
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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