You're like the curious george of whores
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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