we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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