Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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