I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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