My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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