The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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