Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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