he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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