normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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