did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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