he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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