he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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