She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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