I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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