Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
