May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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