Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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