I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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