So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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