do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
