I am puke
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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